How to deal with the Alshabaab and tribalism

This is to my fellow Kenyans who think think Kenya has 47 tribes.

I wish to inform you that Kenya has only two tribes, the rich and the poor. For a long time, the rich elite has kept this secret from you making you  believe that since you are different tribes, you are rivals. Well, you and I are not different at all.

Whenever there are chaos and post election violence, we have never heard of fightings and killings in Muthaiga. That is because those who live there know they belong one tribe, the rich. But in the slums like Mathare, the ignorant try to act as though they are so different when they all belong to the same tribe of the poor.

When taxes are raised and cost of living goes beyond our reach, the poor suffer, together, regardless of being Kikuyu or Luo or Kalenjin. When the economy grows, the rich benefit together irregardless of what they say.

So just cut the crap and maintain peace, love, harmony and unity.

BY: Lee Eutycus

HOW TO ELIMINATE ALSHABAAB
1. Convert them to Luos.

2. Ujaluo itawaua.



BY: Dennis Mitow