Jay A on a visit to his girlfriend's home

PROF (girl's father): Karibu, nang'o?

JAY A: am good mayne, livin in the sky...

PROF: iwacho nang'o? (what have you said?)

JAY A: am sayin' am easy bruh.

PROF: sokay adhiambo naambiamimi we iko boyfriend yake?

JAY A: yeah cuz, she ma girl.

PROF: we iko jakanye?

JAY A: sorry?

PROF: nasema we iko mtu ya wapi?

JAY A: from the states recently yo! But i rep the west coast bruh...

ADHIAMBO: dad, owacho ni nyocha koa amerka lakini odak westlands narobi. (dad, he says came from America recently but resides in Westlands)

PROF: kwa ivyo ye apana sika nasonol languages, ye nasika tu intanasonol donge?

JAY A: dumbala dumbala eh eh eh!

ADHIAMBO: dad, amesema ndio.

PROF: sorait. Kijana what are the demographics of your generic and specific name? in other words, classify you binomial nomenclature?

JAY A: say what?

ADHIAMBO: dad is asking for your name.

JAY A: oh Jay A!

PROF: ha ha... your truncated identity causes the metamorphosism of my occipitofrontalis muscle and temporoparietalis muscle to promulgate from indifference to aerial concave.

JAY A: lol what?

ADHIAMBO: dad says your shortened name makes him laugh.

PROF: whats your indigenous habitat young man?

JAY A: wah mbuyu wako anasema nini beb?

ADHIAMBO: anauliza ushago kwenyu ni wapi?

JAY A: oh its somewhere in Nyanza cant remember.

PROF: so you are asymmetrical to homo sapiens sapiens that hold allegiance to, and abode by the lacustrine region?

ADHIAMBO: dad asks if you are a luo.

JAY A: eeh mimi ni jaluo jasakwa.

PROF: you want my aesthetically chiselled damsel to go and experdite cuisine for a present day hominid of sakwa?

JAY A: babau wacho nade yawa hun? (whats your dad saying)

ADHIAMBO: openjoni idwani atedne jasakwa?

JAY A: baba, asayi awinjo dholuo yawa. Amerka manadhie tu wiks ema bit nochacha matin. Iluonga ni James Amollo jasakwa, to ahero nyari! (Please i know dholuo. my going to America for two weeks might have confused me. I am James Amollo from Sakwa)

PROF: hapi ber, nadwachako wacho kisungu. Pod natiyo gi layman language apimgo pachi. (You are lucky, I was still using the layman's language. i was about to start using english)