1. You will cheat on your partner, you will still cheat during exams.. Your name be cheetah??
2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush, tattoo your body like vitafoam design, wear earrings like handcuffs and you want a God-fearing man.. Sorry, God won't give his saint to Devil's saint, it doesn't work that way.
3. Some girls will be scratching their buttocks in public as if it's recharge card..
4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if they wanna go rig election.
5. Guys don't put banana inside their boxers to deceive you girls, why put foam bra and foam bum bum to deceive guyz
6. Girls with money shaaa!.. How can you be asking me "where is my gift?" on mother's day?.. you be my mother?
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