Jaluo in the house....

A Luo drives into a Petrol Station in his sleek, state of the art Range Rover Sport:

JALUO: Omera, Adwaro petrol mar super, full tank.

ATTENDANT: I only speak English Sir.

JALUO: Ok sir, Gud morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile, therefore, I cordially request u to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.

ATTENDANT: Heri ile ya kwanza mkubwa. Ulikuwa unasema?