WIFE: You are smelling women's perfume where did you get it from?
HUSBAND: From the woman I was squeezed with in the bus.
WIFE: What about the lip stick on your lips?
HUSBAND: Oh no! I got that from Ruth. I was congratulating for her for passing exams.
WIFE: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
HUSBAND: Hey leave me alone. Stop asking me silly questions. I want to sleep.
WIFE : This is not fair. When I use mine I dont carry them home.
HUSBAND: What did you just say?
WIFE : Leave me alone i want to sleep.
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