Societal mixup - where to now?

Two Men, One Indian and One American were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, ' You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.' We call this arrange marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't Love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about the love marriage... I 'll tell you my story. 'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 yrs. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problem occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my Uncle. Situtions turned worse when my father had a son. Now father's son is my brother, My brother is my Grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problem?