When remuneration battles are taken to class

In a class in somewhere...

Teacher: Who is the President of Kenya?

Pupils: Raila Odinga

Teacher: Correct, and who's the Minister of Defence?

Pupils: Professor Anyang' Nyong'o

Teacher: Correct. What is the capital city of Kenya?

Pupils: Kisumu

Teacher: Very good, and who composed the National Anthem?

Pupils: Size 8

Teacher: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?

Pupils: Mosquitoes

Teacher: Perfect. Can someone tell me the sum of 2 and 5?

Pupils: 25

Teacher: That's all for today, class. You are going to be this stupid until your corrupt and irresponsible government raises my salary.