Teacher: Who is the President of Kenya?
Pupils: Raila Odinga
Teacher: Correct, and who's the Minister of Defence?
Pupils: Professor Anyang' Nyong'o
Teacher: Correct. What is the capital city of Kenya?
Pupils: Kisumu
Teacher: Very good, and who composed the National Anthem?
Pupils: Size 8
Teacher: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?
Pupils: Mosquitoes
Teacher: Perfect. Can someone tell me the sum of 2 and 5?
Pupils: 25
Teacher: That's all for today, class. You are going to be this stupid until your corrupt and irresponsible government raises my salary.
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