Award winning Hilarious English composition from the heart of Siaya county

5 Apr 2014

Kindly read John Mogo's End of Term komposison. klass seven north

You have fourty minutes to write a composition that ends ...'Every dog has it's day'...

Wangs apong a time in the village of kanyidoto i goo to liv with my anti penina nyar asembo where she has cook for a man of kanyidoto kold gilbert owino id number i have foget.

Now my anti dind have a dog we sach adog we sach asacha but wea. no dog people just have big dogs some are called taska. some are called simba, some are called fordkenya itisi itisi.

Now i teld my anti i think my father have a dog who have a stomach, beat for him a telefon and he will catch for you wan dog put him a in akaton and then put him in a bas nyaka kae the we go and take him e sitej isindit? my ant look me and say ''eeeeh nyathi omera kara samoro wiyi motopno
tiyoga? we adhi ka nya gendia akwaye simu agochne wuoro sani''

I teld anti now the way i have cut for you clevernesss you will give me many ugali kawuono donge? my anti look me and she just bone for me ni uumh! (ochoga mwalimu ka kanyo okiwinji akia wacho chogo ngato gi kisungu now let us go infront dont snatch me maks because of a small thing like that japuonj)

Now anti beated for my father a telephone and we wait antil awa dog in rarieda pacho give a bath to many childrens then he catch for us one to be broughted to kanyidoto gi derep nyaugenya ma nyinge Tom.

Am hiad tandboch nyaugenya kold Ouko makokusa plucked my father he plucked my father jalma guok idwa mana wit kucho (mwalimu am saying tandboi no dondo wuonwa odondo ma guok idwa mana wit kucho jas imagin?)

At long las ouko agri to kari the dog because my father teld him my anti will add him money when he riiii?? reach.

Now he beated the chest of the car and tom dreba step fat of the car and the car kick a run nyaka kanyidoto...

Now let the dog reach kanyidoto, now let my anti go to stage now let my anti refuse to add ten bob that ouko wand donge it was a fight, my anti with this side am not add you money iven wuot, ouko this side mamaaa you will add me baifos or am take this dog back to ndori if you think am play. jas wait and see, you cant bring sport in my car you kud have sent this your child with a ndiga to go to ndori and sud kucho you are blocking the maoth of the car and pipo want to enter madam Owada.

my anti have a hard head when she hiad that she she now sit in the mouth of the car in the step and she tell ouko ''kitek titem gola ka'' you know sirkal have a big hand jakuogni look you.

Ouko look and she give a case weakness (yani omiyo bura nyao mwalimu) he now sii my ant wesing his time because of ten bob aboba he give as katondwa and tell as he will not bring for us any msigo from ndori, my anti tell mano wachni that is your word okobadhowa.

We take our katondwa and go home kacha kacha. when we reach home nihi. my anti open katon kwikli kwikli and you know wuot mwalimu, the dog has deded choooon gilala my anti dont know if to cry or if to do my wot me i just say in the door of my heart "every dog has its day"

Thenk you.

Editor's note: If you don't understand the super hilarious direct translations the pupil uses, share this with one of your Luo friends.

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