She wrote him a letter saying she was tired of him and that she didn't love him and did not want to live with him anymore. She finally said she had gone, for good.
She then placed the letter on the table in their bedroom and hid herself under the bed.
When the husband came home, he saw the letter, read it and then wrote something on the paper before placing it back on the table.
He then started dancing and singing happily while changing his clothes. Then he took his phone and dialed a number. Speaking on the phone, he said, "Hallo babe, am just changing clothes then I will join you. As for the other fool, it has finaly downed on her. She has packed her things and left. I just wished that I could have met you before her. Anyway I have used her enough. See you soon honey." Then he left the room.
The wife crawled from under the bed very bitter and crying. She went and picked the letter on the table to see what her husband had written.
The letter read: "I Could see your feet, you idiot. I'm going to buy bread. Standup, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal."
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