Top twenty list of #ThingsUgandaShouldSteal

After the stolen car belonging to state house was found in Uganda, here is a list of Things Uganda Should  Steal.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: this BMW.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: stupid soap operas that run at the same time in our tv stations

#thingsugandashouldsteal: our vetting processes like Sam Ongeri.

#ThingsUgandashouldsteal: fake ICC witness and CORD referendum signature book.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: those people who sing along loudly to music in mats.

#thingsugandashouldsteal: they should steal all our dedicated barmaids and replace them with ugandans. kupiga magoti nayo?

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: people who just crash parties na badala wastay undercover they ruin the party waibiwe never to be found.

They stole migingo now they got the Presidential BMW. Uganda wamatuzoea. #ThingsUgandaShouldSteal are beyond bananas.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: KCSE Exam time table and Maths papers.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: our country Kenya so that they can feel how nice it is not to be landlocked.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: Nigas with strugling American accent.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: Ugly and annoying wigs and weaves.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: they should steal all busaa dens na meakins.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: Booobs za Vera.

#thingsugandashouldsteal: tanye za vera sidika.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: MRCs na Alsabaab.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: They should kam bak 4 kisii's we dont want MATOKE.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: duale na kindiki, then we give them murkomen free.

#thingsugandashouldsteal: our senators. Please take them.

#ThingsUgandaShouldSteal: jaguar and his songs.

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