- You can sleep well.
- You can save time and money.
- No worries about how you look.
- No miss calls at midnight.
- No need to recharge your phone more than twice a day.
- You can talk to everyone and anyone.
- You can eat well.
- No scoldings from parents/guardians.
- You can eat in any restaurant.
- You can visit anybody.
- You can pick any call, at any time, without being questioned aimlessly.
- You don't need to worry about useless missed calls.
Advantages of not having a lover
2 Feb 2015
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