Behold it is written in the book of
February chapter 14 verse 1:
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day excuses shall arise again ... 'my battery died' , 'my credit got finished' , 'my boss selected me for the trip' , 'traffic jam', etc ...
"When thou seeth these signs be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily thou art not thy boo's boo. Thou art a side chic..."