
Showing posts with label Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Love. Show all posts
Relationships: How to keep the lady you are dating
18 Nov 2017

Ladies only - match your man to a bank
26 Oct 2015
If a WOMAN was to match her MAN with a bank, what BANK name would she choose? MEN who play hard to get: CHASE BANK MEN who date both Women a...
WEDNESDAY INSPIRATION: Don't tire doing good ...
21 Oct 2015
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank when he saw a cat that had fallen into the water, flailing around, trying to save itself from d...
THE SUNDAY SERMON: Placing Jesus in the right place ...
18 Oct 2015
A pastor was struggling to prepare his sermon and didn't want to be disturbed by his five year old daughter, so he removed a map of the ...
When you ask for help ...
2 Oct 2015
I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2km from home,...
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Weekend inspiration
19 Sept 2015
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?" The mouse wo...
24 phone etiquette rules for couples
15 Sept 2015
1. Don’t make a habit of putting your phone on silent mode or turning it off each time you’re with your partner. It makes you look like you ...
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I can only love you as the human that I am
19 Apr 2015
ALL I AM SAYING IS I CAN ONLY LOVE YOU LIKE THE HUMAN I AM All I am saying is I cannot give you stars and moons, They are not apples or mang...
The Sunday poem - help those who need you
18 Apr 2015
Yesterday, upon a bus, I saw a girl with golden hair. I envied her, And I wished I was as fair. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her h...
Atieno my love, please hold up
20 Mar 2015
Atieno will go to America. Atieno does not talk to me nowadays, That I embarrass her, She said I should stop sending her love messages, She ...
Types of husbands. Which are you?
13 Mar 2015
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage ...
Nyeri ladies relationship constitution (REVISED EDITION 2015)
1 Mar 2015
Kama mimi si mrebo, usiniabie ati mimi ni mrebo. Ati dio tu niweze kuigia box. Ama dio carton. Ogea ukweri. Sitakuuma. After all, si wewe ur...
LEAKED: University love mathematics end semester exams
28 Feb 2015
COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics. COURSE CODE: GMS122. All question carry equal marks. TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes. 1. If a girl is in Love for 10 ...
Some interesting facts
27 Feb 2015
1. Having sex doesn't mean you're grown up. 2. Being in a relationship doesn't mean you are faithful. 3. Holding up 1,000 shilli...
Just be kind, what goes around comes around
25 Feb 2015
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was ...
How to strengthen your relationships and make them better
21 Feb 2015
1. Don’t keep secrets from each other. COMMUNICATE about everything and anything 2. Argue less. Cuddle more. 3. Don’t get deep in debt and i...
Corrupted minds: a case of western illusions
There is one thing I want you to understand about MEN! when you post half-naked pictures of yourself on Facebook, be it you doing a sexy pos...
Tips for ladies on love and relationships
1. You don't need to make yourself a slave to a man because you want him to marry you; washing his boxers, cooking for him and cleaning...
33 reasons why you should not marry a Nairobi woman
1. She believes she is a doll and thinks she's more important than life itself. 2. When she is single her net pay is Ksh. 20,000 but ...
Situations are not permanent, they'll change with time
17 Feb 2015
A poor boy loved a rich girl. One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said, "Hey! Listen. Your monthly salary is my daily hand exp...
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