Atieno my love, please hold up
20 Mar 2015
Atieno will go to America.
Atieno does not talk to me nowadays,
That I embarrass her,
She said I should stop sending her love messages,
She does not want to be with me anymore,a loser,
She said I should wake up from my deep slumber,
Can you imagine Atieno deleted my number?
Atieno ignores me nowadays,
She said I'm backward in everything.
Atieno ignores me because she is now working at an Mpesa shop in Siaya town,
Her aunt employed her to work there,
She pays her four thousand at the end of every month,
I also heard she bought her a smart phone,
Atieno nowadays talk to people on the internet.
Atieno bragged to me that her photo is on Facebook and even Chris Brown sent her a friend request,
Imagine it is true,
Even though he used a different name,''Magnificent Otieno da rapper'', the profile picture was his,yes Chris Brown,
Atieno will go to America!
Atieno nowadays wears tight trousers,
She said she's a town girl and she only goes out with men from Nairobi,
She told me she is above my league,
She is not of my class,
The love she had for me ended at Ochilo secondary school,
She said that I will rot in the village,
She said she can not dare talk to a primitive village man like me,
Nowadays Atieno speaks english,
That talking in Luo will degrade her standards,
It is okay Atieno,
Me too my elder brother promised to send me bus fare so that I go live with him in the city,
He said he has secured for me a job in the big supermarket,
Yes, I shall also leave the village,
I will also get money and buy a big phone with internet,
I will also join Facebook and marry a white girl .
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