Questions students hope to see in exams

You wonder why Tahidi High students never finish school? Here's why:

1. Kamilisha methali hii: Akili ni nywele…

a) Ujinga ni weave
b) Wazimu ni mohawk
c) Kipara ni ngoto ...
d) Matuta ni msoto

2. What does Yash Pal Ghai's daughter call her father?

- Ghai Fafa!

3. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush?

- HELLO-MOTO!

4. What is the opposite of Wetangula

– Dryangula

5. Name one place in Kenya where you will find coffee and sugarcane growing:

- Kahawa Sukari

6. Kamilisha methali ifuatayo.  "Usipoziba woofer..."

- Utachoma pia amplifier.

7. Which one of these is not a soap?

a) Esmeralda
b) Days of Our Lives
c) Geisha
d) La Mujer
e) Soy Tu Duena

8. Give an appropriate answer to the following Question:

"Otherwise?"

9. If Moses was a Rastafarian and saw the burning bush, what could he have said?

a) Mo faya
b) Better dan dem
c) Wa’gwan
d) Blo! Blo! Blo!