COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics.
COURSE CODE: GMS122.
All question carry equal marks.
TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a girl is in Love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, what is the Formula for calculating such Love and Time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 6 chicks at a time, using the Almighty Formula, calculate the expenses and Loss in handling all of them?
(Question 3- For girls only)
3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an Iphone 6.
(Question 4- For boys only)
4. You send an Airtime worth Sh.1000 to your girlfriend and she sends you a "Please call me I Love You text", calculate the profit and Loss percentage of the Airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
5. You broke up with your gal because of christmas gift, etc. Using quadratic equation, calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sisters, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. Calculate the percentage error in your reasoning.(Take pie =3.142)9.
9. When you check a Facebook profile 99% of guys indicate "Single" as their marital status, and 100% of the Gals are dating, its complicated, engaged, in a relationship, married. briefly explain who they are dating in not Less than two sentences.
N/B- Attempt all questions
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28 Feb 2015
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