1. Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days?
He is probably dead.
2. Someone is "driving" for 5days.
Probably anaenda Rongai.
3. Someone' s "happy" for one month.
Do they live in paradise.
4. Someone's always 'Available'.
How free are they?
5. Someone is like from day 1 'Hey there.I am using WhatsApp.'
I know! Thats why you are on my list.
6. Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'.
Are you in the ambulance service?
7. Someone updates 'Cant talk. WhatsApp only'.
Dude, throw away that phone.
8. Another say they are 'At the gym'.
I wish too see their shape when they come out.
9. Another updates they are 'In a meeting' for like 6months.
Kwani anaplan kuuza Kenya.
10. Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for 3months.
Boss kwani your battery is immortal.
11. Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the last 6weeks.
Kwani anauza popcorn uko?!
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