Kenyan take: Why I never visit rich people

Question: "What would you like to have. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"

Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea"

Question: "How would you like it? black or white?"
Answer: "White"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black." 
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar " 
Question: " White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

I'll rather die of thirst!