Direct translations

2 Nov 2013

This is a collection of funny direct translations picked from the Kenyan streets and slang:

1. that gal is a shoe! Even with medicine i cant eat her.
---> huyo dame ni kiatu. Hata kwa dawa siwezimkula.

2. You are doing yourself cow you be removed milk by who..?
---> unajifanya ng'ombe ukamuliwe maziwa na nani?

3. Who pierced my daughter pregnancy?
---> nani alidunga binti wangu mimba?

4. When you get plot scare me
---> ukiwa na mpango nishtue.

5. when it catch so much where is screamm youuuu
---> ikibamba sana wapi nduru weweee.

6. lights have lost
---> stima zimepotea.

7. the driver stepped on the fat & the car added speed
--> dereva alikanyaga mafuta na gari ikaongeza mbio.

8. that gal has carried herself
---> dame amejibeba.

9. I don't like shame small small
---> sipendi aibu ndogo ndogo.

10. i followed them down down kidown of water..lucky bad they saw me..they ate fire..
---> niliwafuata chini chini chini ya maji bahati mbaya wakaniona, walikula moto.

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