
Girl: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far from me, he’s in UK and I’m in Kenya, Nairobi. We met on a dating website, became friends on Whatsapp, proposed to each other on Skype and now we’ve had a two month relationship via viber. I just need your blessings daddy.
Dad says: Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun Facebook. Buy your kids on e-bay send them through gmail and if you are feed up with your husband, sell him on OLX.